Aubrey Plaza: "Wood Milk"

In a new 'tongue-in-cheek' ad campaign, actress Aubrey Plaza ("The White Lotus")  has debuted "Wood Milk" as a viable alternative to dairy milk:

"...'Wood Milk' sources maple, cherry, mahogany and hickory lumber from US forests and uses a state-of-the-art wood-milking process to create a milk alternative made from a unique blend of trunks, roots and branches..."

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