Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Netflix Hiring 'Associate Witcher'

The Netflix 'job listings' page is looking for applicants to become an 'Associate Witcher':

"Are you a self-motivated, results-oriented lone wolf ? Do You have a passion for problem-solving and monster-slaying (literally and figuratively) ? Does the intersection of a silver sword with magical beasts excite you ? If so, read on for an exciting job opportunity from Netflix!

"With over 190 countries, Netflix has a global footprint so contracts could take you many places. You'll be protecting 158 million members who enjoy everything from TV series to documentaries and feature films across a wide variety of genres and languages. 

"The freedom and responsibility culture will enable you to determine the monsters you agree to slay and how you choose to do it. 

"We’ll provide you with excellent training and support and plenty of opportunities for upward mobility.

"Contract only; benefits are that you'll find your reputation precedes you into each new town and village. 

"Healthcare is available if you know the right spell.

"Accepting of the contract will void any standing, pending, or ensuing Law of Surprise..."

Click the images to enlarge and Sneak Peek "The Witcher"...