Some disturbing news for fans of 'Jack Burton' and the 'Porkchop Express' :The editors of "Playboy" magazine wannabe' "Maxim" have chosen director John Carpenter's hilarious, 1986, Kurt Russell romp "Big Trouble In Little China" as the Number 1 'worst' movie ever made.
"Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
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