Monday, November 06, 2006

Prepare To Be "Empowered"

Costumed crimefighter 'Empowered' wears a skintight 'supersuit' that magnifies her body-image insecurities (?!)

The suit's unreliable powers are prone to failure, giving her a reputation as the lamest "cape" in the masks-and-tights business.

Nonetheless, she braves her ordeals with the help of a hard-drinking ninja girlfriend.

"...A butt-kicking, bootylicious superhero lampoon that raises the bar for long-john lust and low-brow laughs. Remove all previous notions of superhero entertainment from your mind . . . and prepare to be Empowered..."